For startup founders

Find out what your brand is costing you.

A straight answer to one question: does your brand read as a real company, or as another templated launch? The Brand Clarity Teardown is a recorded review of your brand, what to fix first, and what to leave alone, in your inbox within 48 hours.

What you get

A diagnosis you can act on the same day.

  • A 10 to 15 minute recorded walkthrough of your site and brand
  • What reads as templated or AI-generated, and why
  • What is already working, so you don't fix it by accident
  • The three moves I would make first, ranked
  • A one-page priority map you can hand to any designer
  • Delivered within 48 hours of payment
How it runs

No call, no deck, no waiting.

  • Pay the $200 up front and add your link and email at checkout
  • No call, no back and forth
  • Video + priority map land in your inbox within 48 hours
  • Private: your teardown is never published anywhere
  • $200 flat, credited toward the sprint within 30 days
  • Three slots a week, first come, first served
Why it exists

A second opinion, before you spend real money.

Maybe the brand is fine and the launch page just undersells it. Maybe one fix moves the needle and the rest can wait. Or maybe it really does read like the other twelve AI startups an investor saw this week. The teardown tells you which one is true, and what to do about it, before you commit to a designer, an agency, or a sprint.

If you found me through one of the public teardowns, this is that, for your brand, in private. And if you haven't seen those yet, the pattern I keep finding is in why every AI startup looks the same.

Fixed price · 48-hour turnaround

$200. Credited if we go further.

One flat number, paid up front, delivered in 48 hours. If you book the Fundable Brand Sprint within 30 days, the $200 comes off the sprint, so the teardown ends up free. And if your brand is already doing its job, the video says exactly that, and you stop wondering.

Good to know

Questions, answered.

Is this just a sales pitch for the sprint?

No. You pay for a diagnosis, so you get a diagnosis. If the fix is small, the video says so and you can run it with your own team. The sprint exists for founders who want the fix done for them, and the $200 credit is there if that ends up being you.

What do you need from me?

Your website URL, anywhere else the brand lives (deck, product, socials), and two lines on where the company is heading. No call needed; the whole thing runs async.

What if my brand is actually fine?

Then that is the deliverable. You stop second-guessing it, and the video tells you what to protect as you grow. "Nothing urgent" is a real answer, and I give it when it is true.

Can I share the video with my team?

Yes, it is yours. The priority map is written so you can hand it to whoever executes, me or anyone else.

Why $200 instead of free?

Because a real review takes real hours, and free audits have a way of turning into sales calls. Paying for it keeps it honest: you get findings, not a pitch.

48 hours

Two days from now,you'll know.

Grab a slot and add your link at checkout. If one is open this week, you'll have your answer before the weekend.

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Three slots a week, first come, first served